(via myrandommusicalthoughts)
How I torture my coworkers
- me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening
- Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
- me: They don't have a clue
- Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
- Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
- supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
- me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!
Oh. My. Goodness.
(Source: im-cool-like-that, via theanimalblog)
Feeling a bit sorry for myself.
I’ll just have to read more fluffy fanfiction and continue finding new and disgusting way to get this yoghurt from the pot to my mouth. So far, painting it on like lipstick, and sucking it through the gaps in my teeth are proving winners.
(Source: todayimadeablog, via madameeggnog)
As you may or may not know, I really, really hate singing in front of people. I just don’t like it. So in an attempt to desensitise myself, here is a (very, very rough) cover of ‘My Shiny Teeth and Me’ from Fairly Odd Parents.
There’s a couple of goofs where I change chord too early on the uke, but if you knew how many takes I did, you’d understand why I just gave up and posted this one.
Virginia Aquarium Takes in Abandoned Otter Pup!
(via meganeatcheese)
I’m super bored, k?
The first gif in your folder represents who you are:
The ninth is how you feel today:
(what lies)
The seventh is your taste in music:
The fourth is your relationship with your friends:
The seventeenth describes your love life:
(lol)
The third is how your life will be:
(good, good)
the Fifteenth is how you act when your alone:
(lol, this is pretty accurate if I’m reading or watching something good alone)
The twentieth is how your day will go for you:
The eleventh is something about you not many people know:
The thirteenth is how people see you:
(ha)
The sixth is how you’ll spend your last day on earth:
(well, that’s good I guess)
The tenth is how your sex sees you:
The sixteenth is how the opposite gender sees you:
The nineteenth is you at your happiest:
(bahahahhaha!)
(Source: gagweed, via encounteringmyself)
This is Slickers in Old Forge, a small town up in the Adirondacks, NY. They have THE BEST chicken pesto pizza here <3
New plan: get a lifeguard qualification.
I can even get funding for a course.
People always need lifeguards. Anywhere. Everywhere. So when I run away to Australia, I’ll still be good.
Definitely one of my favourite end scenes - 3x05: Anatomy of a Murder
(Source: thesearethedays3)
As you may know, I am currently rewatching Castle. Got to episode 3x04 and who should show up but
Man, I hate that guy.
