I love my new trainers a lot. Can I wear them to bed?

7/31/2014 (12:56pm) 103,765 notes

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via fbi-angel-in-a-trenchcoat)

#SAME

What’s it like to work alongside so many other women of color?

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via cerseijaimes)

gerfus:

First look at Disney’s ‘Into the Woods’!

"Walt Disney Studios has released new images from the set of Into the Woods and we are too impatient to wait until December to see the film, so we’re packing up and moving to said woods immediately."

(Source and the rest of the photos.)

(via nano-mooney)

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away…

Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

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flashback poussey outfit appreciation post

(Source: trashybooksforladies, via forevertwenty-onestone)

7/31/2014 (12:43pm) 59,952 notes

rectumofglory:

sssibilance:

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!

That person is in the right field!  So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.

HE SINGS THE CLEAN UP SONG OMG I HAVENT HEARD ANYONE EXCEPT MY FAMILY SING THAT IN YEARS LMAO

(via chemicalmuffin)

#yes#very great#congrats

7/31/2014 (12:42am) 2 notes

last night i dreamed that i was in a real life version of the minecraft nether and i was fighting the king ghast, who looked like the michelin man monster from ghostbusters, and he broke the ceiling of the nether and it started raining firey chunks of netherrack. but then a giant flying whale came out of nowhere and i surfed on his tail and he turned all the fire to ice and then we were in a snow biome and the king ghast was defeated.

what even is my brain.

#dreams

wevansly:

ikantenggelem:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-

Lets hear it for that fucking cameraman!

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